back.

So, after finally acheiveing "life", I dropped this cry to the world for help phase and ened my blog. Temporarily. Becasue now, if you honoestly need me to spell it out for you, I'm back. Seems pointless and almost as hopeless as you (by reading this- sorry, but you have got to get a hobby), but I am bored. There is only so much shit that you can google by reaching the point of insanity, and I am mere inches from it. So, I simnply thought to myself, why not look back at the good ole days? A whopping two posts. Kill joy. But, I am proud of myself for preserving that last bit of self dignity by not getting too attached to this blog, and yet I laughed at my sarcastic tone.
The ass, whom I reffered to as "Noel", is currently dating my best friend. Typical. In fact, tonight I had asked her if I could join them on a trip to the moveis, a simple plead to get out of my house. Sure, I figured they would just make out, and maybe I would even go to a differnt movie to enjoy by myself. SAd, I know, but at least it is better than creeping on someone's blog, right? Yeah. Instead of saying the friendly, "SURE!" that I always reply to her awkward suggestions, she replied with a simple "Nah." Great. So now she's dating a slimeball and is starting to lose her actual friends. Two for two, right? Just say right...
So here I am. A SAturday night, six in the evening. At home. On the computer. Blogging. FML.

snow.is.starting.to.suck.

So I'm listening to a Britney Spears' song. hint the title of this entry thing or whatever. So it's Thursday night, and guess what, reader? I have not left my house in forever! Well, except for a couple days ago, when I had to go to the grocery store and Wal- Martt ostcok up on food. Yeah, that was delightful. Nothing like hitting Safeway in between two big ass snow storms with your mom and brother. But hey, I survived, although I did wipe out on a couple of ice patches in the parking lot.
So, that being said, I have been on this God-forsaken computer looking up colleges and summer internships to 'enhance' my future. My chemistry teacher somehow was able to scare the shit out of me by talking about my future while not even breaking eye contact. . So I've come up with a list of summer jobs, volunteer oppertunitees, and even several files on different colleges according to their rank of my interest. But I did cancel my MySpace account, so I guess I have made some sort of progress today. And if you count watching one and a half season's of 'That 70's Show' progressive, well then, I have done two things today. But that's pretty much it..
Ohh. And reader? I have a question,that, who knows, you might be able to help me with. I know thay have wiki-question or ask yahoo and stuff, but answers aren't always accurate becasue there are always freaks who think they know everyhting and spend all day looking up those questions to post their bull shit answers on, that, half the time, is not even right. So I'm asking you. Who screams 'Hello Wisconsin!' at the end of the theme of 'That 70's Show'? It sounds like Kelso at first, but then it sounds like it changes between Eric and Hyde throught the fourth season. Just FYI.

i guess this is me

ok. well, if you're reading this: hiii. I guess I might as well tell you a little bit about myself. My name is Jennifer Lauren, and I'll be the first to admit that I never saw myself doing this. I have always looked down on bloggers; seeing them only as lonely ass holes who are so full of themselves to post all of their private thoughts on the internet for the whole freaking world to see. But, becuse my life is so screwed up lately, I thought to myself, "How can I seep to a lower level?" So, here I am, becomeing number fourteen on my "Most Hated Types" list. I'll share that with you, reader, on aonther blog, if you still have an interest in e by that time. Let's see what else.. I guess I can seem like a bitch right now, but you have got to know that as a blogger I am letting all out right now, so I can do however I please.
WEll, that explains why I'm writing this blog, but I have a hunch you want more dirt on my life. Well, I'm not gonna tell you where I live or what I do for a living, but I will tell you that I am a student (( in college? high school? middle school? ooh- am I a teacher? hahah )) and am busting my ass off in school. I have a lot of friends, but only a few close ones that I consider the bestest people in the world. Now, I might bring up their shitty problems that I have no clue how to heelp them with on here, but I hope that you would be patient.
Ummm... for my last birthday, my friends took me out to dinner and a movie and a sleepover at one of theirs houses becuase my mom, although deemed the 'sweetest' and 'coolest' mom is currently haveing her mid- life crisi and wants to bulldoze our house and build a mansion in its place. But my sisters were there, and that's all that mattered to me.
Speaking of my sisters, you mess with them and I will make your life a living hell. I hate fake people, poeple who are mean to animals, clowns, spiders, and anything that I could describe as stumpy or an ass. There was this one punk, Noel or something, that came to this dinner that was supposed to be for my friend, Carla (( not a sister, but pretty close :)) It was a going away dinner becuase she was moving to Canada, and these three freshmen show up and are like, " Eyy!" So anyways, we are at the restaurant, and I'm stuck sitting next to this punk. And he's dropping the "f" bomb while the table next to us is celbrating a fifthith birthday party! My other firend was like, " Dude! You need to shut it!" And he laughed. That little ass hole. I could live my life never seeing him again and be happy.
Well, I guesss thats all for today.. or right now at least. If you read this, which i don't think anyone will, but hey, that's cool too, maybe this changed you somehow. I don't know how it would or anything, and if it did, I would consider you a little off as well, but I'm glad a made a differnce today.